After kissing Ruth’s forehead, Jeremy told her, “You have a one-head and I have a four-head.” Then he turned to me and said, “And you have a….thirty-eight-head”

Derek corrected him by saying, “Jeremy, you have a forehead, I have a forehead, and Mom and Ruthie have foreheads.”

Jeremy, laughing, replied, “Aw, come on, you mean we all have four-heads?  No way.”